Newt Hold Nose Slide

CAPTION IT: Dr. Newt Kevorkian

Thursday’s news cycle was all about Newt Gingrich.

First, Rick Perry endorsed him on the way back to Texas. Then ABC leaked a clip of his second wife making him out to be the biggest hypocrite of them all (I believe in the sanctity of an open marriage!). Then this AP photo emerged, showing Newt playing a deadly game of Gotcha Nose with an elderly lady.

So, you know what to do…it’s Caption Contest time. Leave us your best in the comments below.

We’ll start with “Wait a second — so Newt Gingrich DOES believe in death panels after all.”

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6 comments
David Bois
David Bois

the first time ... ever i paw your face

Mirkel
Mirkel

You have now lost the fundamental ability to gauge the content of the air in front of your own head. This is what government can do.

turtle
turtle

hold your head up like this and you look like Obama

Evil Newt
Evil Newt

Listen here, grandmother from Adam Sandler flicks, I'll do what I want, when I want.

Gary
Gary

I gotcha nose! Now that means I can bang you while my ex watches.

GB
GB

THIS, LADY. THIS IS WHAT SOCHYLYST OBAMACARE DOES TO YOU EVERY DAY!!!!11!!1!

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