It’s been a week since the butt-chugging scandal has swept the nation, and PKA wants to clear the air. The frat bros held in anal contempt have come forth, but they maintain both their moral and rectal integrity. HyperVentilate humor tsar Greg Seals has some commentary to offer.
Let lawyer Foghorn Leghorn be clear: THESE GUYS ARE STRAIGHT! WE REPEAT, NOT GAY!