14 Things the ‘B’ in the Brooklyn Nets Logo Doesn’t Stand For The new Nets logos are out, and this writer for ESPN suggested that the “B” is a Jay-Z shout-out to Beyonce, which is ridiculous. In response, I made a list of things that the “B” definitely doesn’t stand for. Here ’tis! 1. Basketball 2. Basketballs 3. Basket-weaving 4. Basque Nationalism 5. Bass Pro Shops 6. Bass player Sam Rivers, from Limp Bizkit 7. Bisquick 8. Bismarck, North Dakota’s mayor, John Warford 9. Board of Director’s meeting rescheduled for tomorrow 10. Bard, the term for a medieval poet 11. Bop It 12. Bobby Valentine’s fake nose 13. Beyonce Knowles’ nose 14. Bono, Sonny and/or Paul David Hewson — Ryan O’Hanlon lives in Brooklyn, where he writes and tweets things. He used to play soccer and go to college, neither of which he will ever get over. FOLLOW: Go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds.