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14 Things the ‘B’ in the Brooklyn Nets Logo Doesn’t Stand For

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By Ryan O’Hanlon on April 30, 2012

The new Nets logos are out, and this writer for ESPN suggested that the “B” is a Jay-Z shout-out to Beyonce, which is ridiculous. In response, I made a list of things that the “B” definitely doesn’t stand for. Here ’tis!

1. Basketball

2. Basketballs

3. Basket-weaving

4. Basque Nationalism

5. Bass Pro Shops

6. Bass player Sam Rivers, from Limp Bizkit

7. Bisquick

8. Bismarck, North Dakota’s mayor, John Warford

9. Board of Director’s meeting rescheduled for tomorrow

10. Bard, the term for a medieval poet

11. Bop It

12. Bobby Valentine’s fake nose

13. Beyonce Knowles’ nose

14. Bono, Sonny and/or Paul David Hewson

Ryan O’Hanlon lives in Brooklyn, where he writes and tweets things. He used to play soccer and go to college, neither of which he will ever get over.

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