SPOILERS: Complete Rundown of 12/12/12 Sandy Benefit Show? UPDATE: Dead-on balls accurate. Nice job, Weeping Elvis! UPDATE II: Here’s a recap of the night, with vids and pics. Do it. Tonight, at 7:30 pm ET at Madison Square Garden, music and comedy legends will come together for 12-12-12: The Concert For Sandy Relief. Performers at tonight’s show include Sir Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Sean Combs, Chris Rock, Jon Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, Alicia Keys, Bruce Springsteen, Roger Waters, Kanye West, The Who and many more. Some spoilers have been circulating today, like McCartney filling in for Kurt Cobain as the frontman for Nirvana, leading to #BeatlesNirvanaSongs, with suggestions like “Come Together As You Are,” “Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Shaped Box Club Band” and “Rape Me Do.” Our sources at the most-excellent Weeping Elvis sent over a minute-by-minute breakdown of the festivities that may unfold at MSG. Caveats: There’s no guarantee this is wholly accurate, and there is always the chance this rundown will be fluid until the show begins. Your spoilers await … UPDATE II: As expected, it looks like the setlists will change from this rundown, but the lineup seems to be very similar to this list. Follow Us Need to see that a little bigger? Here we go in two parts, click to embiggen: Where can you see it? USA Today has the list: With 37 cable networks airing the four-hour charity benefit alongside webcasts, satellite radio feeds and movie-theater showings, it will be easier to see than to avoid. In unprecedented coverage, the concert will be broadcast on channels as diverse as AMC, HBO and the Cooking Channel, as well as on several international channels. The show will live-stream from 29 websites, including AOL, Hulu, iHeartRadio and YouTube. In-theater screenings in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut, radio coverage and an X-Box video-game-console stream will make the performance accessible to more than 2 billion people worldwide. The lineup also includes Eric Clapton, Dave Grohl, Billy Joel, Alicia Keys, Chris Martin, Roger Waters, Eddie Vedder, Kanye West and The Who. Celebrity presenters include Jon Stewart, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Combs and Chris Rock. SEE ALSO: • Sh!t Storm: Powerless South Shore Residents Getting No Answers • MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Sandy Fundraiser and More Web Goodness • Hundreds of NYC Marathoners Help Sandy-Ravaged Staten Island Follow Us Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chef of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.