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Toledo Mosque Arsonist Pleads Guilty, Says He Was ‘Riled Up’ by Fox News

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By Brendan OConnor on December 20, 2012

Randolph Linn, 52, accused of entering the Islamic Center of Greater Toledo and setting a fire in a prayer room, pleaded guilty to all charges.

What prompted him to take such action? Linn said he had been watching Fox News and had gotten “riled up.”

Some may refer to Fox News’ as incendiary in left-wing media, but who knew it was literally inspiring people to becoming incendiaries?

But Fox News isn’t the only rationale to blame behind Linn’s decision — he also admitted to drinking “45 beers in 7 hours” before going to the mosque.

Assuming Linn clocks in at 190 lbs — average weight for white, 52-year-old males in America is actually closer to 180 lbs, but this is an easy way to get a “Fox News viewers are fat” joke in — drinking 45 beers in seven hours would put his blood alcohol content (BAC) at .844.

For the math-impaired, .844 BAC = dead. So …

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[Sentinel Tribune]
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