Texans’ RB Arian Foster Gives His Offensive Line Segways SHARE: Tweet What do you get for a bunch of 350-pound professional football-playing millionaires who have everything? Segways, natch. Your browser does not support iframes. “I just want them to be careful. There’s too many people walking around, too many obstacles, I wanna make sure they’re safe,” said quarterback Matt Schaub. He’s right — the Segway’s inventor drove one off a cliff to his death. SEE ALSO: • Vegan Foods: The Choice of … Football Champions? • Danny Amendola Spikes Ball Into Dude’s Face, Breaks His Glasses [CSNHouston via Jalopnik] Follow Us