Anti-Gay Protester Accidentally Sets Fire to General Mills’ Lawn The notoriously difficult judges on “So You Think You Can Anti-Gay Protest” would give this guy one hell of a low score. And that outfit, ugh … Cue the “this dude’s a flamer” jokes! The man in the video is clearly not happy about General Mills’ “pro-gay agenda” and support for marriage equality. What’s a God-fearing Christian soul to do about that? Head to the lawn outside General Mills and burn a box of Cheerios, of course. Next time, try not to burn the lawn. The best part of this bout of idiocy is that unless he stole that box of Cheerios, or it was taken out of someone’s trash, he actually bought a General Mills product in protest of General Mills. Brilliant. Since this happened in Minnesota, there’s a good chance he’s about to get some commendation and a friendly bear hug from Marcus Bachmann. [Towleroad via Gawker] SEE ALSO: • Definitive Gallery of Bigots on Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day • Boston’s Mayor Sends F**k-You Letter to Chick-fil-A • Working at Chick-fil-A Made Me Gay Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chef of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.