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Anti-Gay Protester Accidentally Sets Fire to General Mills’ Lawn

The notoriously difficult judges on “So You Think You Can Anti-Gay Protest” would give this guy one hell of a low score. And that outfit, ugh …

Cue the “this dude’s a flamer” jokes!

The man in the video is clearly not happy about General Mills’ “pro-gay agenda” and support for marriage equality. What’s a God-fearing Christian soul to do about that? Head to the lawn outside General Mills and burn a box of Cheerios, of course. Next time, try not to burn the lawn.

The best part of this bout of idiocy is that unless he stole that box of Cheerios, or it was taken out of someone’s trash, he actually bought a General Mills product in protest of General Mills. Brilliant.

Since this happened in Minnesota, there’s a good chance he’s about to get some commendation and a friendly bear hug from Marcus Bachmann.

[Towleroad via Gawker]

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Slade Sohmer

Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chef of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.

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  1. could that dude have lisp-ed any harder? We are gonna torch thome thereal! Methinks he doth protest too much. . . though not very well lol.

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  3. Do you really know Mike? Believe me, I’ve known him over 60 years. Before I share some secrets about him, let me ask you a few questions:
    1. Does everyone agree with you, and everything you do?
    2. Is it more loving to ignore a sinner as they slip closer toward the flames of hell, or more loving to confront and warn them with the truth?
    3. Does God wink at sin?

    1. Of course not everyone agrees with you or what you do!
    2. It is no more loving for a parent to let a child run in front of a speeding car, then it is to look the other way while souls slide into the pits of hell unwarned.
    3. God does not wink at, or excuse any form of sin. Yet He love’s us (sinners) so deeply that He gave His own son to die in our place, that we could be forgiven.

    Mike doesn’t wink at sin either and takes God’s word seriously enough to do whatever it takes to warn people (in the hope they would repent). You may not agree with his technique, but you cannot dispute his profound determination to serve God with every essence of his being.

    Here’s a few things you don’t know about Mike; besides rebuking the homosexual life style, he’s fought against abortion, pornography, drinking, drugs and other vile sins that have destroyed countless lives, families and marriages, sending souls into eternal fire.

    I’ve never lived the exemplary life that my brother Mike has, but until you can match your character and live your convictions the way he does – you have no room to talk. When was the last time you fasted 70 days on water to hear from God? Have you refrained from alcohol your entire life? Have you kept yourself pure until marriage because God said too?

    You may not like Mike’s personality, and that’s OK. However, if you disagree with what he’s saying – you aren’t fighting him, you are railing against God and Jesus Christ who died for you. If you can’t accept that, it’s obvious you are ignorant of God’s infallible word and you have never made Jesus Lord over your own life.

    Dee

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