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Animated Stephen Hawking Swinger Sex Club Vid Is NMA’s Crowning Achievement

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By HVvids on March 5, 2012


The brilliantly wacky Taiwanese animated-news team NMA Studios have outdone themselves today, creating a strong contender for Most Bizarre Thing on the Internet in this, um, creative depiction of Stephen Hawking’s dalliances at a California sex club called Freedom Acres.

Wait, what? Yeah, the 70-year-old theoretical physicist makes it rain. He’s also known to deliver some incredible pick-up lines, as seen here:

NMA has given us some very memorable journalism over the years. But we think this video, called “Stephen Hawking: A Brief History of a Good Time,” is their magnum opus. As soon as Hawking, floating in space with panties, clocks, Einstein’s formulas and condoms, says in his robot voice, “Oh, yeah, I’m gonna go supernova in your wormhole!” and slides like space matter into a galaxy between an interstellar woman’s legs, you know you’re in a new realm of time, space, and bizarre news animation.

Freedom Acres owner Peter Stringfellow says Hawking is “The Man.” He says he once asked Hawking whether he’d rather discuss the universe or see the girls, and Hawking responded simply, “The girls.”

Makes sense. Out of all the universe’s unsolved secrets, the “complete mystery” to Hawking, he told New Scientist magazine, is “women.”

Taiwan’s Next Media Animation burst onto the scene with its the hilarious video re-enactment of what went down in the Woods/Nordgren household that fateful Thanksgiving night. Since then the group has cranked out brilliant clips about Brett Favre’s pecker, Carl Paladino’s campaign shenanigans, the Chilean miners adjusting to life underground, an Aussie rugby star getting blown by a dog, the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, Conan O’Brien’s return to TV and the invasive TSA patdowns.
 


PREVIOUSLY FROM NMA:

Presidents Day, According to Taiwanese Animators
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Penn State Boy Rape Scandal Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment
NBA Lockout Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment


 

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