Afraid of Going to the Dentist? This Story Won’t Help

Michael Clair, a 53-year-old pillar of the dental community, decided to replace the stainless steel posts you use in root canals with part of a paper clip. But the fun doesn’t stop there — he not only pled guilty to those charges but to assault, larceny, Medicaid fraud, distributing prescription drugs and, let’s not forget, witness intimidation. One Minute News’ Mark Payton breaks it down for us:

No wonder Seinfeld was a rabid anti-Dentite.

This man also brought in for questioning:

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