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5 People Who Are Doing It Wrong

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This 21-year-old Czech woman tried to cross the Bridge to Terabithia. Only problem: She hallucinated the Terabithia part — and the bridge part, climbing on a pylon for two hours before police could reach her.

Drugs: You’re doing ’em wrong.

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This German mayor installed “parking spaces for men” in his town’s garages. They’re smaller, angled and more of a challenge to pull into than the “wider, well-lit” parking spaces for women. Why? He says men are better at wedging into tight spaces. Well then.

Gender equality: You’re doing it wrong.

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A police officer in Wales recently sold a PlayStation Portable console with a case filled with marijuana. Welsh cops are all about the gaming experience.

Policing: You’re doing it wrong.

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You know what they say: Don’t spit — or blast bear spray — into the wind or you’ll crash your motor scooter. Two college kids thought someone broke into their frat house to steal Fourth of July decorations, so they did what anyone else would: they called the police hopped on a moped and rode around the neighborhood on a drunken bear-spray-spraying rampage. Some of the foul stuff, of course, flew back into their eyes. They crashed.

Transportation: You’re doing it wrong.

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Don’t you hate it when guys get excited and unload early? At a party, an off-duty policeman in Detroit hit it off with a woman, who later approached him from behind and gave him a hug — causing his concealed weapon to fire and kill her.

Romance: You’re doing it wrong.

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  2. I thought this list was very funny until #5. What happened was completely horrible and not at all a funny thing to joke about on some stupid website.

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