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25 Ryan Gosling Memes, Ranked From Best to Worst

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By India Kushner
July 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm



The superpopular Tumblr blog “F*** Yeah! Ryan Gosling” spawned so many other Ryan Gosling–themed memes they’re nearly impossible to keep track of. Some, like Feminist Ryan Gosling, are so timeless and clever and funny, they’ve turned into books. Others are poorly thought-out one-joke hits that DON’T DESERVE THE GOSLING NAME, DANG IT. So I did what anyone else with a lot of time and Gosling on her hands would do: I catalogued — and ranked — nearly all of them.

1. F*** Yeah! Ryan Gosling

The original. All he wants to do is cuddle, watch movies and give you foot massages.

 

2. Is Ryan Gosling Cuter Than a Puppy?

Tough life choices.

3. Feminist Ryan Gosling

Feminist theory never looked so good. Now in book form! Feminist Ryan Gosling: Theory From Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude.

4. Manarchist Ryan Gosling

He’s looking out for himself too.

5. Ryan Gosling Disneyland Cats

Weird, yet hilarious.

6. Film Studies Ryan Gosling

Us too, Ryan. Us too.

7. Food Co-op Ryan Gosling

His love is organic.

8. Hey Girl. I Love Museums Ryan Gosling

I’d spend a night in one with him, if you know what I’m saying.

9. International Development Ryan Gosling

He could probably end world hunger if he wanted to.

10. Library Ryan Gosling

This meme idea will not be kept on the holdshelf.

11. Hey Girl, Happy Hannukah

He’d like to spin your dreidel.

12. Hey Girl. I Heart NPR

We would listen to your voice any day.

13. Hey Girl, I’m a Serial Killer

Um … What? That’s not cute. Just really creepy.

14. Programmer Ryan Gosling

I’m sure some of us out there appreciate coding humor, but … yawn.

15. Handmade Ryan Gosling

This one didn’t quite cut it.

16. Rhetoric Ryan Gosling

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of this joke going over my head.

17. Typographer Ryan Gosling

OK, this is getting too esoteric. Enough already.

18. Medieval History Ryan Gosling

Do you think Ryan has time to watch Game of Thrones?!

19. Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Gosling

Ryan can solve all of your relationship problems.

20. Poli-Sci Ryan Gosling

Political puns. They never get old.

21. Preservationist Ryan Gosling

The abs? Indeed rock-hard. The humor? Not so much.

21. Publishing Ryan Gosling

Meh.

22. Law School Ryan Gosling

These aren’t jokes, just bad pick-up lines.

23. Public Policy Ryan Gosling

Keep your jokes out of our politics!

24. Silicon Valley Ryan Gosling

Smooth with technology. Not so much with the jokes.

25. Shakespearean Ryan Gosling

Maybe this is the new way to teach Shakespeare in high school. Otherwise, it’s not really doing it for me.

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