An unidentified man was arrested after breaking into the apartment of his ex-girlfriend, holding her down and shaving her head so she would not be attractive to other men.
When Lynwood, Washington police officers arrived at the woman’s apartment, they found the front door kicked in and a gentleman standing in the bedroom doorway with hair clippers in his hand.
He was promptly arrested. According to KIRO TV:
The victim, a 30-year-old woman, was crying hysterically and holding her head in her hands, which held clumps of hair, police said. According to a Snohomish County police document, locks of hair littered the floor of the bedroom and living room and a phone had been smashed.
Hair had been shaved from the right and back of the victim’s head and the victim’s arms were bruised, the documents said. The woman told officers that during their relationship, the man had been jealous and paranoid that she was seeing other men and had been particularly paranoid in the last few weeks, police said.
When the man arrived at her apartment Friday and began screaming for her to open the door, she ran to the bathroom and called 911, the victim told officers.
The most depressing part of this tale is that according to police documents, the guy threatened to shave her head two days prior to the incident and also tried to stuff her into a clothes dryer.
Yes, “her.” As in her entire being.
Obviously this dude isn’t stable, perhaps because “the man admitted to using methamphetamine, methadone, Xanax and Abilify that day.” Quite the cornucopia of pharmies.
The man was booked into the Lynnwood Jail for investigation of burglary and unlawful imprisonment.
Also, this might be the right time to point out that having a shaved head doesn’t make a women unattractive. Let’s take a look at the evidence, shall we?
Demi Moore. Definitely hot.
Natalie Portman. Nuff said.
Sigourney Weaver. Kicking ass and taking names with a shaved head.
Sinead O’Connor. Defied the Pope on SNL. Definitely hot.
That suicidal chick from Empire Records. Crazy = hot.
Britney Spears … actually, she might want to consider never shaving her head again.
Sorry ’bout that last joke, Chris Crocker. But, hey, can we get a “leave Britney alone!” just once more? Pretty please? With sugar on top?