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Pepper Spray Just a “Food Product Essentially,” According to Gospel of Megyn Kelly

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By HVmedia on November 22, 2011

So get this: Pizza is now a vegetable, and pepper spray is a food product. What a week.

On Monday night’s O’Reilly Factor, Bill O’Reilly and Megyn Kelly sat down for a little discussion about the recent pepper-spraying incident at UC Davis. Contrary to what you may assume, the two totally sympathized with the protesters. Just kidding, this is the Fox News echo chamber.

Kelly says the non-lethal agent being deployed regularly against #OWS is a “food product essentially.” No, it’s not. We’d challenge Kelly to pour a bit on a burrito to eat if she really believes the chemical compound that irritates the eyes to cause tears, pain, and even temporary blindness is a food product.

“I don’t think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police,” O’Reilly says, “particularly at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus.” Of course not! Just as it probably doesn’t make sense to Monday-morning quarterback a Fox News discussion.

Neither of them explicitly state the cops did the right thing or that the protesters were to blame, but the way in which Kelly frames her language is interesting: “I know the tape looks bad. I agree it looks bad,” Kelly says. “But from a legal standpoint, I don’t know if the cops did anything wrong.”

From a legal standpoint, no, probably not. From a moral/ethical standpoint? Just watch the exchange.

It’s important to keep the above exchange in mind when considering a new PublicMind poll from Fairleigh Dickinson University that found people who regularly watch Fox News are actually less informed on major stories than people who neither watch the news on TV nor read newspapers.

It’s worth pointing out that Fox News’ Sean Hannity still hasn’t been waterboarded after agreeing to because he didn’t think it was torture. We’d wager that neither Megyn Kelly nor Bill O’Reilly would agree to be blasted in the face with pepper spray either.

The one bright spot? Megyn Kelly’s “essentially” remark is already a meme. That didn’t take long.

And National Lampoon’s starting a new meme’s meme: Pepper Spraying Cop Meme + Food Meme:


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