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BUY THE MAGAZINE OFF THE NEWSSTAND! SHOW PLAYBOY THE MONEY!

Back in 2004, around the time of Mean Girls, if Lindsay Lohan announced she was posing for Playboy, the spread was already shot and it was just a matter of time before her naked body would be revealed to all the horny dudes in the world, it would have been the biggest story in the country.

Now, not so much. But judging from the ScarJo nudey leak, we’re guessing plenty of dudes will want to see what’s behind Door #1 anyway. We already discussed the cover leak, and now the rest of the photo shoot has surfaced. It’s actually…pretty damn classy. Airbrushed like crazy, disappointing, but classy.

Since, as Gawker correctly notes, this is a huge letdown — “Playboy paid Lindsay Lohan a rumored $1 million for a cheesier, faker version of something she did for free in a mainstream publication three years ago” — you might as well stick around for some other, better news stories:

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• Headlines That Suck: Lohan’s Cover, Mrs. Sandusky’s Denial & Perry’s War on Gays
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