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In Zimbabwe, “Tap Dat Ass” Must Mean Something Else

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By HVnews
October 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm



Sunday Donkey Sunday…Sunday Donkey Sunday.

We’re not simply having fun with U2 lyrics. That seems to just be an actual account of what transpired between a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man named Sunday Moyo and a donkey last Sunday.

Surely Moyo misunderstood the true meaning of “Tap dat ass.”

Moyo’s excuse for the bestiality charge is the stuff of legends. Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on Monday, Moyo told the court the donkey was actually a hooker he pulled from a club that night.

New Zimbabwe has more on the awesome get-out-of-jail-free play:

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.
 
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Moyo has been remanded into custody and has been ordered to see not one but two government shrinks.

BUT THE FUN’S JUST BEGINNING. CLICK OVER TO HEADLINES THAT SUCK AND ADD YOUR OWN PUNCHLINE TO THIS SORDID TALE. SO FAR, WE’VE GOT A SLEW OF WINNERS:

• Why’d he get caught? He forgot to shake that ass. (Mystikal)

• Ya gotta pay a little extra for that service, but it’s worth it. (fivedlrmilkshake)

• You’ve heard the riddle about the horse named Friday. Let me tell you about the donkeyfucker named Sunday. (The Riddler)

Alright, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Click on this link to HTS and get on in there.

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