Sunday Donkey Sunday…Sunday Donkey Sunday.
Surely Moyo misunderstood the true meaning of “Tap dat ass.”
Moyo’s excuse for the bestiality charge is the stuff of legends. Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on Monday, Moyo told the court the donkey was actually a hooker he pulled from a club that night.
New Zimbabwe has more on the awesome get-out-of-jail-free play:
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
Moyo has been remanded into custody and has been ordered to see not one but two government shrinks.
• Why’d he get caught? He forgot to shake that ass. (Mystikal)
• Ya gotta pay a little extra for that service, but it’s worth it. (fivedlrmilkshake)
• You’ve heard the riddle about the horse named Friday. Let me tell you about the donkeyfucker named Sunday. (The Riddler)
Alright, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Click on this link to HTS and get on in there.