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“I’m F*&king This Chick,” Man Tells Cop Who Interrupted Car Sex with 71-Year-Old

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By HVnews on October 6, 2011

On September 3rd, Officer Andrew Morche approached a 2002 Buick Regal parked outside a pair of Farmington, Michigan restaurants. The car was rocking gently, the windows were steamy, or as Morche noted in his police report, “were covered with heavy condensation.”

Clearly some young lovebirds were in the throes of a public sexing, not exactly hidden from public view, as seen here in this Google Street View shot. In fact, the police report notes that customers of the restaurants, including a 10-year-old boy, had a good view of the vehicle.

Officer Morche, The Smoking Gun reports, opened the rear door and asked the couple what they were doing. That’s when the 54-year-old Tim Adams responded, “I’m fucking this chick.”

Chick, eh? That’s one way to describe 71-year-old Rita Daniels. Another way would be “totally awesome cougar.”

The back story leading up to the car coitus is what you might expect:

They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams–both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze–knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.

Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned. While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots, are pending in Michigan’s 48th District Court.

Here’s to you, guys. Attaway to enjoy life to its fullest.


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