UPDATE: It worked! Mubarak just resigned.
Hosni Mubarak did not resign as Egypt’s president, as had been widely expected by the international media and the millions of peaceful protesters gathered in Cairo’s Tahrir Square.
In order to do our part to help the solemn people of Egypt, maybe Mubarak will step down if someone releases pictures of him trying to hook up with women on Craigslist.
Hmm: Guess we just did.
We also contacted the woman he e-mailed, who sent us Mubarak’s original response:
If Chris Lee is any indication, maybe Mubarak will resign in the next few hours.