Headlines That Suck: From Thai Condoms to Crap Damage to Facebook Poking Every week HyperVocal and One Minute News team up to bring you the weekly worst from the world of media. It’s all about separating nonsense from the news — these are your Headlines That Suck. One Minute News Hilarity Czar Charlie Berens brings us this week’s worst headlines, which include a real-life Frogger, condoms rushed to Thai flood victims, Chris Christie working out?, a super-capitalist mother, literal ass-to-mouth and a pretty dumb phone thief. If you happen to see any headlines that suck, go ahead and send them to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. If they suck hard enough, we may just feature them next week. PREVIOUS HEADLINES THAT SUCK: • Headlines That Suck: Naked Golf to Uniboob to Taiwanese Hitler Love • Headlines That Suck: From Man-on-Dolphin Sex to Two DUIs in One Night • Headlines That Suck: Big Oil’s Lies to Miss Colombia’s Business to Gadhafi’s Taint • Headlines That Suck: From Smoking 2Pac to Yanking Lesbians • Headlines That Suck: Drunk Hairy Chicks Slapping Helpless Employees With Towels One Minute News OneMinuteNews.com, where you get news and information straight up. In this crazed media mosaic of internet news, our style is to keep things simple. Discussion and delivery is contextual and personal.