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Headlines That Suck: From Naked Man Waking Nic Cage to Post-Apocalyptic Porn Bunker

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By One Minute News
September 16, 2011 at 3:42 pm



Every week HyperVocal and One Minute News team up to bring you the weekly worst from the world of media. We read these stories so you don’t have to, then we separate the nonsense from the news.

One Minute News correspondent Charlie Berens brings us this week’s worst headlines, which include a naked man with a Fudgesicle waking up Nic Cage, a post-apocalyptic porn bunker, Gordon Ramsey’s dwarf porn double being eaten by badgers, a cable installer’s masturbatory habits and much more.

If you happen to see any headlines that suck, go ahead and send them to hello@oneminutenews.com or contact@hypervocal4.wpengine.com. If they suck hard enough, we may just feature them next week.

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