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F*&k the Police? Sure, How About on This Car Here?

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By HVnews on August 31, 2011

Surely the State Police officer seen here should use the George Costanza Defense: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon…”

Hey, don’t knock it — even that tiny chihuahua seems to be enjoying the al fresco coitus.

A surveillance camera installed to catch graffiti vandals on public property instead caught a New Mexico State Police officer, in full uniform with his utility belt strapped on, engaging in sex with an unidentified woman. Whether this was a scene from yet another remake of the Harvey Keitel vehicle Bad Lieutenant has not been disclosed by proper police or entertainment authorities.

New Mexico State Police placed the offending officer on leave. They refused to name the patrolman in the video. But the officer has been identified by multiple sources as Bert Lopez, and he was “honored in the Capitol Rotunda in May 2010 as the New Mexico State Police District 1 Officer of the Year,” according to The New Mexican. “In July, he received a Challenge Coin, a select commendation his department bestows on officers identified as having gone above and beyond the call of duty.”

NMSP said it will conduct an internal investigation to see if any laws were broken. Hopefully it will be revealed this was a consensual act between a woman who loves a good roleplay and a police officer who loves his job, rather than a case of a lawman taking advantage of someone with his badge and power.

The Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday released two photographs from the hidden cam under a public records request by the Albuquerque Journal. Here’s KOB’s report:

Perhaps the best part of that video is the fact that KOB’s Eddie Garcia went around Albuquerque showing the photos to random passersby. “Hey, lady, come here. Yeah, you. I’m Eddie Garcia. I’ve got a mic and a cameraman. Wanna see stills from a hidden cam amateur porn shoot? You do? Awesome. Now wanna go back to my truck and watch some Redtube? Maybe a little YouPorn?”


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