Put down your Loofah sponge and stop trying to figure out whether God or the moon controls the tides — this Gawker exclusive is a doozy:
We reported in June that Bill O’Reilly and his wife of 15 years Maureen McPhilmy O’Reilly seem to be on the outs. Last summer she purchased a separate home under her own name, and transferred her voter registration to the new address, while O’Reilly kept his registration current at their old address. As per usual, Fox News did not comment on the situation at the time. Since then we’ve learned what happened, and it’s like Bridges of Madison County meets Copland. When confronted with a potentially disloyal spouse, O’Reilly reacted by—not unlike his boss Roger Ailes—treating his local police department like a private security force and trying to damage to one cop’s career for the sin of crossing Bill O’Reilly.
Head on over to Gawker to read the fully sourced exclusive about O’Reilly’s recent actions.
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