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An Oral History of Occupy Oakland: Porn Producers Film Daytime Sex Romp at Protest Camp

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By HVculture on November 22, 2011


Many in the media are trying to convince you of the similarities between the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street movements. In a way it’s a fool’s errand, but after porn producers shot a gay twink sex romp in a tent at Oakland’s Oscar Grant Plaza, there’s now probably been some teabagging at an Occupy camp.

The topical producers over at Dirty Boy Video brilliantly cast two young, seemingly unshowered could-be protesters to Make Fuck Not Profit in a tent in broad daylight. Public gay sex at an Occupy movement protest? Rick Santorum and fellow social conservatives, peep your worst nightmare.

Here’s the pun-tastic description from the trailer page (VERY NSFW):

Police can ban the erection of tents at Occupy Wall Street, but they can’t keep us from pitching a tent in our pants!

Branden and Skylar take a break from the rally in Oakland to occupy each other with their cocks! It’s a challenge to exercise the right to free speech with your mouth full, but these horny boys are UP to the challenge! It’s great to see hot, idealistic young men CUM together for a cause!

Support Occupy Wall Street! Pitch a tent!

Excellent use of exclamation points, porn copywriters!

They nailed just about every possible Occupy-related gay sex joke to be made. Well, maybe with the exception of something like “They’re being sprayed in the face, but that ain’t pepper!”

Though it was only an oral swap scene, we hope that if there’s a sequel involving some full-on anal penetration the producers will be smart enough to use Occupy Condoms: 99% effective!

Perhaps the most amazing thing about this scene is how out of place it feels at the Occupy movement — there is, with few exceptions, no industry more capitalism-embracing than pornography. It feeds off people willing to sell their bodies, minds, souls and reputations for a quick buck, then peddles the results to people willing to throw down hyper-inflated sums for a fleeting moment of pleasure. Pornography embodies everything about supply and demand. Pornography *is* supply and demand.

Then again, no industry is more cognizant and defensive of the First Amendment, so maybe there is a home for porn shoots in the movement whose First Amendment rights are being trampled.

One final thought: Nobody outside of gay porn blogs has picked up on this story, but you better believe if Vivid Entertainment filmed a hot STRAIGHT sex scene at an Occupy camp it’d be all over the Internets. Sex + Occupy Wall Street = instant linkbait + huge ratings. Producers, get on that post-haste.

(via The Sword (also NSFW))

Scroll down and click Page 2 below for some NSFW screen grabs and a hardcore trailer for Dirty Boy’s “Occupy My Throat”…

Want some real #OWS news? Here are some stories to keep you occupied:
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• Start Spreadin’ “The Raid on Zuccotti Park”
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