Coming soon: ‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop’ is a behind-the-scenes look at one comedian’s professional hell and the road to redemption.
As the Rapture grows nearer, an entrepreneurial atheist group known as “Eternal Earth-Bound Pets” is offering to adopt your pet when you head to Heaven…for a nonrefundable small fee of course. True genius.
Another day, another teacher getting arrested for getting frisky with students. But fret not, desensitized Interwebber! Since everything’s bigger in the great state of Texas, the ante has been upped. Five students. Same time.
An NFL season is still up in the air, but Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitchell Mortaza says you won’t have to miss football on Sundays. This move will not make it any easier to convince your wife/girlfriend to leave you alone on the couch for eight hours.
European scientists are planning to develop a laser powerful enough to tear apart the vacuum of space-time. Problem?