Wieden+Kennedy presents SHOP. An homage to the local fashions of NYC.

Some numbers and SWAG from Gears of War 3′s Beta.

Coming soon: ‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop’ is a behind-the-scenes look at one comedian’s professional hell and the road to redemption.

As the Rapture grows nearer, an entrepreneurial atheist group known as “Eternal Earth-Bound Pets” is offering to adopt your pet when you head to Heaven…for a nonrefundable small fee of course. True genius.

Another day, another teacher getting arrested for getting frisky with students. But fret not, desensitized Interwebber! Since everything’s bigger in the great state of Texas, the ante has been upped. Five students. Same time.

An NFL season is still up in the air, but Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitchell Mortaza says you won’t have to miss football on Sundays. This move will not make it any easier to convince your wife/girlfriend to leave you alone on the couch for eight hours.

European scientists are planning to develop a laser powerful enough to tear apart the vacuum of space-time. Problem?

Good news! In just over two weeks since the game’s launch, those who were hoping for a longer game should be excited to hear the news that Portal’s first DLC package will be dropping this summer…but more importantly will be totally free across all platforms.

Good comedians are funny. Only great comedians break the conventions established before them and push the boundaries of what is considered funny. Mitch Hedberg was great. And MitchHedberg.net is set to re-launch on May 17 with all new content.

Despite all the confusion over its new logo, Comedy Central is doing everything right these days. And with its new trailblazing Twitter hashtags, Wannabe Genius is trying something new: He’s turning off his DVR to watch his favorite shows live.

The Department of Justice levied a MASSIVE $3 billion fine against Pokerstars, Full Tilt Poker, and Absolute Poker, the 3 biggest players in the online gaming industry. If you have any money in an account on one of those sites, it is probably frozen. Whoops!

The god of soothing R&B vocal hooks died in his home Tuesday night. Now Wannabe Genius wants you to: 1. #smokeweedeveryday right now, 2. listen to Regulate while you, 3. read along with this awesome synopsis of what Nate Dogg’s up to.

If I said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. The US is losing badly to China in the sciences. I give you the ‘Chinese Cleavage Clamp.’

Our Wannabe Genius has been covering the Robocop Statue in Detroit Saga from the very beginning. Not surprisingly, Robocop actor Peter Wellerin this new video says he’s okay with being immortalized by the city.

Most people’s first thought: “Wait, why in the hell is Charlie Sheen on the radio talking about the president and 9/11?” And then it hit ‘em. Oh right, drugs. Or as Charlie calls it: “self-rehabing at home.” Or as Wannabe Genius calls it: “WINNING.”

Kiss me, I’m Hylian. Are you wearing green today?

You thought zombies were just fun and games didn’t you? Dead Island is ripping up the Interwebz with its awesomely tragic trailer.

It’s the power of the Internet, folks. From a half-hearted joke to fully funded project in one week’s time. We will not allow this to be nixed in the vein of Harry Baals Center. The RoboCop statue is coming to Detroit.

It might be time to check out the WWE again, says Wannabe Genius. The Rock on Monday Night Raw made a surprise return to the place where he got his start in entertainment. He’ll host WrestleMania, too. Watch his return here.

7 foot tall iron statue? I’d buy that for a dollar!