Looking for a Place to SHOP? Try the 6th Floor of an Office Building Wieden+Kennedy presents SHOP. An homage to the local fashions of NYC. Read more More
Gears of War 3 Swag for Beta Participants Some numbers and SWAG from Gears of War 3′s Beta. Read more More
Ginger Genius: Conan O’Brien Continues Making Lemons into Gold with Feature Documentary [Trailer] Coming soon: ‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop’ is a behind-the-scenes look at one comedian’s professional hell and the road to redemption. Read more More
Genius: Atheists Offer Pet-Adoption for Saturday’s Rapture As the Rapture grows nearer, an entrepreneurial atheist group known as “Eternal Earth-Bound Pets” is offering to adopt your pet when you head to Heaven…for a nonrefundable small fee of course. True genius. Read more More
Hot for Teacher: Woman Arrested for Group Sex with Five Students Another day, another teacher getting arrested for getting frisky with students. But fret not, desensitized Interwebber! Since everything’s bigger in the great state of Texas, the ante has been upped. Five students. Same time. Read more More
These Ladies Are Really Hoping for an NFL Lockout An NFL season is still up in the air, but Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitchell Mortaza says you won’t have to miss football on Sundays. This move will not make it any easier to convince your wife/girlfriend to leave you alone on the couch for eight hours. Read more More
Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong: European Scientists to Tear Universe with Insane Super Laser European scientists are planning to develop a laser powerful enough to tear apart the vacuum of space-time. Problem? Read more More