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Anna Kendrick Tells Conan Katy Perry ‘Fingerbanged My Cleavage’

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
January 29, 2014 at 8:20 am



You can keep your Jennifer Lawrences and Lupita Nyong’os and Meryl Streeps or whoever the devil it is you kids think is America’s Sweetheart. Anna Kendrick is the best thing going in America — she is, at once, an adorable fresh-faced sweetsies and a raunchy ticking sex bomb.

On Tuesday night, Kendrick told Conan a story about meeting some famous people at the Grammys, including a buried lede about Katy Perry’s fingers.

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Only wish she went into detail like she does in her tweets. Kendrick, you see, hit the Twitter Masturbation Trifecta in 2012-13:

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Long live Anna Kendrick. She’s the one. She’s the real deal.

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