See a Young, Bulgetastic Christoph Waltz Sing on an Austrian Kids’ Show SHARE: Tweet Christoph Waltz’s career could have gone two ways according to this clip. In 1977, a 21-year-old Waltz made an appearance on an Austrian children’s show called At the Dam, singing as the New Year itself. Thankfully, he went on to become the Oscar-winning performer we know today, but from the look of that bulge, porn wouldn’t have been a bad fall-back option either. Follow Us MOST RECENT BY Greg Seals:How Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un Prepares North Korea for War One Family's Entire Season Worth of Football Meltdowns in 5 MinutesCheeky British Lad Gets Friends Face Tattooed On His Entire Ass Cheek Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.