See a Young, Bulgetastic Christoph Waltz Sing on an Austrian Kids’ Show SHARE: Tweet </noscript> Christoph Waltz’s career could have gone two ways according to this clip. In 1977, a 21-year-old Waltz made an appearance on an Austrian children’s show called At the Dam, singing as the New Year itself. Thankfully, he went on to become the Oscar-winning performer we know today, but from the look of that bulge, porn wouldn’t have been a bad fall-back option either. </noscript> Follow Us Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.