Toothpaste Man Wins Ultra Fest SHARE: Tweet The Ultra Music Festival brings out the absolute best in people. Some pretty ladies like to hump trees. Some nice naked guys like to beat it to the beat. And then there are the costumed dudes. Like Toothpaste Man. Awesome. That brush-your-junk move at 30 seconds or so? Brilliant. Our buddy sent this video along with this note, author unknown which comes from some hilarious bastard at Barstool Sports: “The way I see it there are two types of people at Ultra. Toothpaste Man and people who aren’t Toothpaste Man. If you’re the latter you might as well pack your neon glasses and tank tops and pacifiers and go home. If you’re the former congratulations. You won Ultra.” Right on. Agreed. Winner: Toothpaste Man. [via @RobRonanea] MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Mountain Goats Escape an Avalanche by the Hairs on Their Chinny Chin ChinsU.S. President Shakes Hands With Commie Dictator (Not a Repeat From 1972)Best GIF of 2013: Blizzard Signer & Fan Lady Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.