Tobias Fünke: Catholic Priest? The man inside Tobias Fünke is what one might call a jack of all trades. Of course you know he’s a rather blue man, the delightful Mrs. Featherbottom, and a daddy — er, father — that loves leather. But he’s also a man of the cloth, and no, we aren’t talking about his never nude cutoffs. Is that the eucharist he’s serving … or a banger in the mouth? via Reddit/DJSlambert Follow Us Before, the blowhard was spotted running for office in Bern, Switzerland: Doing his finest analraping as an Indian Gastroenterologist: And taking a nap on the F train last Wednesday: Wait, hang on, that’s the real Tobias. SEE MORE: • Ann Romney Is Ann Veal • Arrested Fans Just Blue Themselves Over Fake Netflix Movies Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.