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Tobias Fünke: Catholic Priest?

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By Greg Seals on January 30, 2013

The man inside Tobias Fünke is what one might call a jack of all trades.

Of course you know he’s a rather blue man, the delightful Mrs. Featherbottom, and a daddy — er, father — that loves leather. But he’s also a man of the cloth, and no, we aren’t talking about his never nude cutoffs.

Is that the eucharist he’s serving … or a banger in the mouth?

via Reddit/DJSlambert

Before, the blowhard was spotted running for office in Bern, Switzerland:


Doing his finest analraping as an Indian Gastroenterologist:

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And taking a nap on the F train last Wednesday:

Tobais f train

Wait, hang on, that’s the real Tobias.

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