Speaking as someone who has had the distinct pleasure of attending a Taylor Swift concert, I can certainly attest to the fact that it is an experience. At one point during her performance (specifically when she sang the line in “15” about Abigail giving everything she had to a boy who changed his mind), I began laughing so hard that I cried. Then I genuinely started to cry.
There is truly no limit to the depth of emotional catharsis that Taylor Swift can cause, and this touch on the hand proves it. It’s the touch that contains a thousand unwritten songs, an entire lifetime of love in a single instant … and she’ll probably start dating him soon.
If this guy is indeed trolling, then I respect his game. He had to pay premium and fight thousands of screaming teens and tweens for a coveted spot close enough to be blessed with a touch from Taylor. She should start taking notes on her signature surprise face from this guy.