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The Jerk Store Culled: Pornhub’s Year In Review Is Full of Fascinating Data

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on December 20, 2013

Pornhub, the web’s favorite Bieber-trolling jerk store, has been dabbling in data science for a while now. They’re quite good, too.

We put this on your radar back in November when the webwank superstore released an ambitious interactive infographic breaking down how news and sporting events and holidays shape our porn-viewing habits.

Now Pornhub is out with its 2013 Year in Review, and the results from around the world about search terms, most popular days and months for dropping trou, and duration of visit are fascinating, if not only to confirm what you know about yourself and think you know about others.


The most telling chart of all is the top turn-ons breakdown. In every nation listed, the search terms are an orgy of nationalism. Oh, except one: ‘Murrica, where we don’t care where yer from, we only care that yer young.


Also, on first glance of the graphic below, this appears to be the most Japan thing ever — Santa worship, elf fetishes, reindeer semen, things like that — but then you realize that Japan isn’t a Christian nation, so maybe Pornhub’s just trying to make them look like Christmastime perverts:


Click out all the results here. They don’t need the traffic, but it’s a good read.

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