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‘Morgan Freeman’ Reads That Deranged Sorority ‘C*nt Punt’ Email

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on May 2, 2013

Yeah, you already read that “deranged sorority girl email” that got passed around like a deranged sorority girl. The one from the Delta Gamma coed who held Sigma Nu in really high esteem. The “cunt punt” email. Obvs.

Then you probably watched with glee as badass actor Michael Shannon read it aloud for Funny or Die. You might have chuckled when The Frisky intro’d you to the Sigma Nus in question. And you likely giggled with Schadenfreude when Rebecca Martinson resigned from the Delta Gamma sorority.

Now, the latest installment: Morgan Freeman reads the Cunt Punt Email.

Okay, so that’s not Morgan Freeman. It’s actor/comedian Josh Robert Thompson, whose work has been featured on Craig Ferguson, Howard Stern, Family Guy, and other impression warehouses. Great stuff.

You Won’t Have That DG Sorority Girl to Cunt Punt Around Anymore
Badass Michael Shannon Reads Badass Sorority Girl’s Infamous Letter

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