You probably read that “deranged sorority girl email” that got passed around like a deranged sorority girl last week. You know, the Delta Gamma coed who held Sigma Nu in really high esteem. The cunt punting email. That one.
You also probably recognize Michael Shannon from his roles in Revolutionary Road and/or Boardwalk Empire. He’ll also be playing General Zod in the new Man of Steel, which is like a billion badass points.
Put them together. You get this Funny or Die sketch:
By the way, those Sigma Nu boys? They don’t look so cool.