Mark McGrath is offering you the opportunity of a lifetime — the chance to get sunburned on a four-day cruise alongside all those ’90s bands that you fingered someone/got fingered to during high school. Start taking bets now on how many time Mark will stand on the bow of the ship, white blazer and highlights blowing in the wind, and declare himself king of the world.
Those genius over at Uproxx took the liberty of ranking the 10 bands on the Mark McGrath & Friends Cruise by their best ’90s hits, and it’s a post that does not disappoint. Click that link and laugh like crazy.
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