KDOC's New Year's Eve Show Is Closest We'll Get to Mayan Apocalypse

The folks over at local LA station KDOC must be masochists, because there is no other plausible explanation for the debacle that was its New Year’s Eve broadcast. It’s a close race between the hosts and performers or the production staff when it comes to who’s more inept. You could count Jamie Kennedy and Macy Gray’s careers as casualties in this glorious train wreck, had they not already been declared dead years ago. You have to go right now and watch this trainwreck at WarmingGlow.

After watching professional eater Jamie McDonald devour every item on Denny’s Hobbit-themed menu in approximately 20 minutes, you realize that maybe Frodo had the easy job with returning that ring. The real challenge though? Enduring the bathroom stench more powerful than a thousand rotting orc corpuses after McDonald finishes laying waste to it. [FilmDrunk]

Pets are part of the family, and processing the grief that comes from the loss of such a family member takes different forms. But no one grieves like North Carolina man Gary Wayne Ericcson, who shot his dead pet snake, named “Anonymous.” He was so grief-stricken he turned the gun on his other family member, a NASCAR Dale Earnhardt memorabilia case. [WithLeather]

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