Saturday marks the holiest day of the year on the Jewish calendar. And every year on Yom Kippur, the Children of Israel seem crankier than usual. Why? Because they can’t nibble or nosh from sundown to sundown.
What’s a good Jew to do? Get angry at every gentile in America and prepare for the 5,774th Annual Yom Kippur Chunger Games:
For the record, Katniss Everstein is one of the all-time great puns.
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