So, ‘F*&k Me in the A$$ Because I Love Jesus’ Is a Song That Exists ♫ In Jesus’ name we go to fifth base … ♫ </noscript> Redditor sean_incali has some rational thoughts on Garfunkel & Oates: fuckin retarded singers singing a fuckin retarded song for a fuckin retarded audience posted for a bunch of fuckin retarded redditors. go die you fucks. you’re all a waste of air you breathe. That seems like an appropriate response to a comedic song. SEE ALSO: • Garfunkel & Oates: ‘Pregnant Women Are Smug,’ the Video! • 18 Duets That Will Make You Wish Your Best Friend Could Sing