Here’s an unconventional hypothetical: Would you rather battle a stampede of dolphin-sized horses or horse-sized dolphins? It’s a real toss up between which is more majestic.
The folks on the Captain Dave’s Dolphin Safari really got their money’s worth when nature’s second smartest and second horniest mammal suddenly stampeded to the whale watching boat.
Thankfully, the rare occurrence was all captured on video and photo. Until now, we’ve had to rely on The Simpsons for our depiction of what a highly organized dolphin uprising might look like.
A huge pod of about 1,000 Common Dolphins stampeded off the coast of Dana Point, California, like a herd of wild horses. This has happened twice recently though it is very rare. The line of wild dolphins could be seen from miles away churning up the water and, to the delight of whale watching passengers and crew aboard Captain Dave’s Dolphin and Whale Safari, the dolphins turned and stampeded directly over to the boat. Often this unusual behavior happens without warning or anything frightening them as was the case this time.
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