This lyrically homogenous supercut shows us that country music is nothing more than a genre of box-tickers: Got a truck? Driving down an old dirt road? Asking ladies to hop in? Do they have tight jeans? Did you drive them to the river bank? This is pretty much the worst game of Mad Libs ever.
To be fair, aren’t most rap songs the same? Pop songs? Sure.
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