‘Keep Yo’ Business Off Facebook’ Is the Best Church Choir Song Ever SHARE: Tweet Imagine the status updates from the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve are in a complicated relationship. Cain and Abel just bitching about each other nonstop. Ain’t nobody got time for that. But make time for this: A church choir decided to eschew the usual fodder in favor of ‘Keep Yo’ Business Off Facebook,’ which you will be humming to yourself for the rest of the day. Amen! Now go share this on Facebook. Where it belongs. SEE ALSO: • Floriderp Pastor Wants 1 Million Men to Boycott Porn • Dutch Choir Gives Skrillex the A Cappella Treatment MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Best GIF of 2013: Blizzard Signer & Fan LadyGeorge Clooney Supports Ukrainian Demonstrators, Films VerticallyR. Kelly Compared Chris Brown to Ali, MLK and Jesus Because Of Course Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.