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Even Rehearsal of Beyoncé’s Super Bowl Show is Too Much to Handle

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Hast thou prepared thine own self for the immaculate performance that will be Beyoncé’s 2013 Super Bowl halftime show?

If there is anything that can outshine the controversy of Beyoncé’s alleged Inauguration lip synching, it’s an army of high heeled women choreographed in perfect step.

When the history books are written on this year’s Super Bowl — the Harbaugh Bowl, the banned PornHub commercial, Kate Upton washing a Mercedes in slow motion — every aspect of the event will be eclipsed by the monumental performance everyone expects from the closest thing to American royalty we have, Queen Bey.

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Kate Upton + Car Wash + Slo Mo + Super Bowl Ad = CLICKBAIT

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