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Beyoncé Nip Slip?

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By Greg Seals
February 4, 2013 at 12:25 pm



Two days after the 9th anniversary of Janet Jackson’s television-altering nip slip, Beyoncé may have let loose a heyoooo during her Super Bowl halftime performance. Besides her subtle co-opting of SNL’s Sloppy Swish, there might have been another part of the performance you didn’t catch.

If there was a ever an areola that could eclipse the shadow of Jackson’s flashed protuberance, it would certainly be Queen Bey’s.

Beyonce Nipple
Reddit/Rivarawr

So, what’s the verdict? Is this the teet where Blue Ivy’s breakfast is served every morning? A suction cup designed to keep the dress in place? A shadow and a pastie? Is it like one of those mind’s eye pictures where you have to let your eyes go crossed to see the nipple? Did it even happen?

beyonce-gif
via The Big Lead

Ultimately, who cares? If you didn’t catch it on TV, then it’s no big deal, and even if it did happen, she is a flawless human being.

Whatever that turns out to be, it’s surely better than Nancy Grace’s niptacular Dancing With the Stars performance.

SEE MORE:
Beyoncé Sloppy Swish: Super Bowl Choreography Courtesy of SNL
The Best Beyoncé Pic From the Super Bowl Halftime Show

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