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Bashar al-Assad Looks Just Like a 2013 Version of the ‘Police Academy 5’ Bad Guy

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Slade Sohmer


By Slade Sohmer on September 9, 2013


If ruthless Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad did this shit in the 1980s …

AP Photo

AP Photo

… he’d be the bad guy from Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach.

via Tumblr

via Tumblr

Blow out the hair, ’80′s ‘stache it up: that’s pretty uncanny.

Sadly, he’s not a buffoonish leader of slapstick henchmen. He’s responsible for the killing of more than 100,000 and creating two million refugees.

Also, John Kerry is probably Captain Harris in this movie.

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