If ruthless Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad did this shit in the 1980s …
… he’d be the bad guy from Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach.
Blow out the hair, ’80′s ‘stache it up: that’s pretty uncanny.
Sadly, he’s not a buffoonish leader of slapstick henchmen. He’s responsible for the killing of more than 100,000 and creating two million refugees.
Also, John Kerry is probably Captain Harris in this movie.