Bashar al-Assad Looks Just Like a 2013 Version of the ‘Police Academy 5’ Bad Guy SHARE: Tweet If ruthless Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad did this shit in the 1980s … AP Photo … he’d be the bad guy from Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach. via Tumblr Blow out the hair, ’80′s ‘stache it up: that’s pretty uncanny. Sadly, he’s not a buffoonish leader of slapstick henchmen. He’s responsible for the killing of more than 100,000 and creating two million refugees. Also, John Kerry is probably Captain Harris in this movie. MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Best Santa Fails Ever: A SupercutLiliger Cubs Grow Up So Fast These Days! Rochelle, Rochelle: Dude Puts Posters For Fake Seinfeld Movies on NYC Theaters Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.