‘Asian Girl’s First Hit of X = LOL’ Is a Very Aptly Named YouTube Video SHARE: Tweet We introduced you to Ibiza Granny a couple weeks back. Soon after, we met the E3 Expo Drunk Dancer. Next in line to be your favorite new dancer is this girl, whose sweet spastic moves will crush your mindgrapes. Whatever she’s on, we’ll take two please. Still, we’d rather be her than the uploader, who is clearly suffering from Vertical Video Syndrome. SEE ALSO: • Ibiza Grandma Turns it Out • Cowboy Kid Destroys Older Competition in Texas Dance Off • Possibly Drunk Guy Puts on Amazing Dance Show at E3 Expo MOST RECENT BY Brett Rosner:Older Dude Just Wants to Dance With Somebody, Feel the Heat With Somebody5-Year-Old Pilot Flies Airplane Solo, Crushes Your Life's AccomplishmentsDudes Play an 'Aggressive' Game of Dice In Bathroom During a Lil Wayne, T.I. Concert Brett Rosner Brett Rosner is a bona fide newsman and contributor to HyperVocal. Tweet him at @BRosner85.