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Anna Kendrick Rubs Out Twitter Masturbation Trifecta, Enjoys Gosling

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on January 14, 2013

This is Anna Kendrick. You may recognize her from Pitch Perfect and Up in the Air, the latter of which earned her an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress. Judging from her tweets, she’s more of a Lead Faptress.

Anna Kendrick
(Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

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On Monday, Kendrick had her very own Gosling Moment:

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Back in September 2012, though, it was her scumbag brain:

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Back in August 2012, it was porn industry current events:

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Could not love this more. Anna Kendrick, you rule. Keep it up, and we promise, you’ll indirectly be keeping a lot of things up.

There’s a Fap in the Air joke somewhere, but we can’t locate it.

See HyperVocal’s own Greg Seals tackles the Kendrick tweets that got the floor of the theater so sticky.

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