Sunday night’s 2013 Golden Globes enjoyed the highest ratings in six years, thanks in large part to the fearless comedy captaining of co-hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. The duo’s jokes were just as sharp, if not sharper, than host non grata Ricky Gervais, but they delivered then with a wink to the camera rather than a middle finger.
Highlights included Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s presenter bit, a GIFably drunk Glenn Close, a serious case of Taylor Swift stank face. Of course, the most controversial part of the night came care of Jodi Foster and her brave, weird, sloppy, honest, trainwreck, amazing, meta non-coming out speech.
Break out the Hugh Jackman impressions and start those blogger think pieces of the Girls win, because our hilarity czar Greg Seals is back in action to bring you the only recap you need to survive office small talk in the break room.