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The Evolution of Halloween Costumes, From Girls to Women

Halloween is coming! Unfortunately, for adult women who want a costume that’s weather-appropriate, there aren’t many options out there (unless you go the DIY Breaking Bad or NASA engineer route).

If you’re not familiar with the rules of Halloween in Girl World, let Mean Girls give you the skinny:

That said, let’s take a look at the Party City and Spirit Halloween catalogs!

(It’s a little depressing.)

1. Nurse


2. Pirate


3. Bee


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4. Devil


5. Kitty


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6. Witch


7. Angel


8. Minnie Mouse


9. Dorothy


10. Unicorn


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  1. This video is pretty similar. Another side of the sexy halloween costumes haha

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  3. By gum, I think I’ve broken the code… they use the same amount of fabric for every costume!

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  7. So, we’re going to ignore the decent amount of non-skimpy costumes available for women from Spirit? Like the Joan of Arc armor, half of the theatrical costumes, and even the full length nun costumes?
    There are options in store if you don’t want a sexy costume. Shockingly, you can also make your own costume if you have enough sense to remember that Halloween happens every year and plan ahead.

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  9. Excellent ideas, Greg. It doesn’t really matter how you want to be on Halloween. It’s about having fun and being comfortable during your event or party. And of course, you have got to be appropriate enough for the crowd.

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  12. Dude, Let’s say the adult versions been worn by someone who is over size 2, it would be scary. Don’t believe me? You would if I would dress up like that.

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