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The Evolution of Halloween Costumes, From Girls to Women

Halloween is coming! Unfortunately, for adult women who want a costume that’s weather-appropriate, there aren’t many options out there (unless you go the DIY Breaking Bad or NASA engineer route).

If you’re not familiar with the rules of Halloween in Girl World, let Mean Girls give you the skinny:

That said, let’s take a look at the Party City and Spirit Halloween catalogs!

(It’s a little depressing.)

1. Nurse


2. Pirate


3. Bee


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4. Devil


5. Kitty


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6. Witch


7. Angel


8. Minnie Mouse


9. Dorothy


10. Unicorn


Greg Seals

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15 comments
مترجم کردی
مترجم کردی

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Amorette Allison
Amorette Allison

What's the problem? Little girls are supposed to grow up to be sexually available to men. Geez, I need that sarcasm font.

Dork
Dork

From girls to sluts

Bruce Campbell
Bruce Campbell

Excellent ideas, Greg. It doesn't really matter how you want to be on Halloween. It's about having fun and being comfortable during your event or party. And of course, you have got to be appropriate enough for the crowd.

Ijustwanttotalk
Ijustwanttotalk

So, we're going to ignore the decent amount of non-skimpy costumes available for women from Spirit? Like the Joan of Arc armor, half of the theatrical costumes, and even the full length nun costumes? There are options in store if you don't want a sexy costume. Shockingly, you can also make your own costume if you have enough sense to remember that Halloween happens every year and plan ahead.

Soozcat
Soozcat

By gum, I think I've broken the code... they use the same amount of fabric for every costume!

Jenni Jupiter Peyregne
Jenni Jupiter Peyregne

you're right! and even though each costume has the same amount of fabric each costume costs more than the next LOL.

chris
chris

What happened to being scary?

anon
anon

Wait till you see a fat chick wearing them ;)

Mercedes Marton
Mercedes Marton

Dude, Let's say the adult versions been worn by someone who is over size 2, it would be scary. Don't believe me? You would if I would dress up like that.

canaduck
canaduck

Eh, I'd say they're pretty scary.

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