If ‘Super Friends’ Retired to Miami Beach Like the ‘Golden Girls’ … SHARE: Tweet Get the cheesecake ready and sit down for this one … The Super Friends have retired to Miami Beach for their golden [girls] years. We’ve got Batman as Dorothy, Superman as Blanche, Aquaman as Rose and Robin as Sophia. Which villain would play Stan? That is as perfect as shot-for-shot remakes get. Kudos bar! The parody’s creator, Kevin Bapp, writes: “This is a pilot I’d like to propose to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, if I knew anyone who worked there, and if all the licenses could be obtained.” So, please, for the love of all that is holy, if you can help this guy out, DO IT. We all win. SEE ALSO: • 10 Bizarre ‘Golden Girls’ Tributes on Instagram • Batman Could Totally Fly … But He’d Likely Die on Landing • This Not-’Shopped Rare Lizard Looks Exactly Like Spider-Man • The Life and Times of Betty White [kevinbappdotcom via Eliot Glazer] Follow us Follow Us MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Bad Words: Manchild Jason Bateman Forces His Way Into a Kids' Spelling BeeMountain Goats Escape an Avalanche by the Hairs on Their Chinny Chin ChinsU.S. President Shakes Hands With Commie Dictator (Not a Repeat From 1972) Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.