On the interwebs, the weather’s never stormy and our cities are never flooded. It’s always bikini season, and there’s no better way to spend a weekend than diving down a steep slip ’n’ slide ramp and flying into a row of kiddie pools.
Just like how, on the interwebs, our pets are safe from hurricanes. Cute kids blast them in the face with a hose while rainbows form behind them.
Miss you, summer.
We’re glad October is over. It’s November 1, and things are looking up:
We have Neil Patrick Harris’ family’s awesome Halloween costumes.
We have this Springsteen-led benefit for victims of Frankensuperstormicane Sandy.
Our LGBTQ brothers and sisters have a real (and generous) ally in Brad Pitt.
We have Louis C.K. on SNL.
We have a safe baby walrus, thanks to amazing aquarium employees.
And that’s just the start.