It’s New York Fashion Week, which means throngs of young women will be strutting down the catwalk modeling the latest from top designers. But not everyone chooses to take sartorial advice from big labels. Many are more comfortable being styled by a name they already trust. Like Chris Kirkpatrick. And Katherine Heigl.
1. The Steve Harvey Suit Collection
Act like a lady, dress like a man.
2. Reba Denim for Dillards
The original mom jeans.
3. I.Am by Will.I.Am
When you want to look like a newsboy from the year 3013.
4. Malibu Dave by David Hasselhoff
He sold this clothing line entirely out of the trunk of Kit from “Knight Rider.”
5. FuMan Skeeto by Chris Kirkpatrick (of N*SYNC)
The official clothing of Juggalo royalty.
6. Kathie Lee Collection
The stitches are so tight because they’re made by the tiny fingers of third-world children.
7. Outkast Clothing Co.
Prepare to look so fresh and so clean, clean.
8. Bushi Sport by Busta Rhymes
Bushi Sport suffered from poor sales because it was just too bougey.
9. No Limit Clothing by Master P and Romeo
Like father, like son!
10. Pantaloonies by Helena Bonham Carter
This is the least surprising of the entire list.
11. Björn Borg
Let a pair of Björn Borgs be your ball boys.
12. Bloodline by DMX
His next clothing venture will be a line of orange jumpsuits.
13. Katherine Heigl Collection
For the nurse who wants to get fired after five seasons.
14. Carlos by Carlos Santana
Because who knows more about women’s shoes than Carlos Santana?
15. Vokal by Nelly
You would have to be a St. Lunatic not to wear these!