‘Looners’ Love Balloons More Than You — No, Really, They LOVE Them Best YouTube comment: “Nobody show him the Hindenburg video.” </noscript> “I’m a looner.” “What’s that about?” “It’s, well, it’s a sexual fetish it what it is. Some looners enjoy popping balloons. Some get freaked out about the thought of a popped balloon.” “Which one are you?” “Well, neither. I just kinda get off being among the balloons.” “Are you fucking with me?” “No.” “Okay then. Sounds fun! Have at it. But be safe, man!” This “Taboo” episode airs on Nat Geo in August. [Thanks, metallic wow]