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Let’s Not F*&king Forget About Hanukkah This Year

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By Greg Seals on December 5, 2012


Every year we skip straight from Thanksgiving to Christmas, with a smattering of Best of 2012 posts smuggled in between. But Hanukkah, and its infinite spellings, manages to get overlooked every single year.

If a guinea pig in a yarmulke, Hebrew Bronies, Hanukkah sweaters or a menorah on a motorcycle doesn’t convince you this is the most extraordinary eight-day holiday there is, then there’s no use trying.

We’ve got kosher Hanukkah Pigs …


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… and non-kosher, too.


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Chanukah Cats


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Davening Dogs


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Hebrew Bronies


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Semitic Spiders


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Chanukah Cards


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Including Rick Santorum’s New Testament tidings

Menorah-mobiles


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And one menorah motorcycle


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Sweaters that shout Shalom!


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Have a blessed holiday from all of us at ChyperVocal!

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